Killer ROFL jokes ;)

HEIGHT OF BADLUCK
Boy: Marry me..
Girl: Do you have a house.. ?
Boy: No..
Girl: Do you have a BMW car.. ?
Boy: No..
Girl: How much is your salary.. ?
Boy: No salary.. but,..
Girl: No but. You have nothing.. How can i marry you.?? Leave please.!!
Boy: (talk to himself) I have one villa,
3 property lands,
3 Ferrari, 2 Porsche..
Why I still need to buy BMW.?!
How can I get the salary when actually I'm the BOSS.. roll
lollll..... :P roll

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Boy- From The Day I Met You,
I Havn't Drank Or Smoked

Girl- How Sweet Of You,You're Madly In Love With Me

Boy- SHUT UP...
You Made My Pockets Empty...!

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In a Grammr class :

.Teacher:- "HE does not like girls"

What is 'He' in this sentence ??

Student :- G...y . . !!! )

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Teacher:What is difference between Orange 'n Apple
Crack:The color of Orange is Orange
'n the Color of Apple is not Apple.. !

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Father 2 Son- How r Ur Grades.?

Son- Under Water, Dad.!

Father- Under Water, What Do U Mean.?

Son- Dad, They r Below C Level..

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This Is Very Cute...
In A School Function,
An L.K.G. Boy Started Closing His Ears With Both Hands
When A Girl Was About To Start Her Speech...

Others Asked Him Why Are You Closing Your Ears?
He Replied:Dude,She Is My GF..
'n
She Is Gonna Start Her Speech With
"My Dear,Brothers 'n Sisters"..! :)

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Boy-Isn't Our Principal An Idiot?

Girl-Do You Know Who I m?

Boy-No..

Girl-I m His Daughter.

Boy-Do U Know Me?

Girl-No.!

Boy-Thank God..!!

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AN ANALOGY FOR ALL COLLEGE LECTURERS:

They teach us to make "PLAIN RICE" in class
&
expect from us to cook "BIRYANI" in exams...!! ;)

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Life taught me lot of Lessons..
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But I bunked those Classes too :D

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Ramesh: "Bro.. can I use your phone to call my girlfriend?"

Suresh: "Yeah sure,

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Just hit redial." :P

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"The Awkward moment"
When Teacher Start lecture by saying...
"As We Already Know"

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And Actually we don't know anything! :P

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True Graduation Speech:

"First, I'd like to thank Google.
Secondly, I'd like to thank copy , paste n print .
Thirdly I'd like to thank the xerox machine."