Panic jokes

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Two Friends Are Talking. . .

- I Have Facebook, Twitter,
Google Plus, Yahoo, Msn,
Skype And G-Talk.

- Dude, Do You Have A Life...?

- OMG! No! Send Me The Link .

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Daily Need 0f 0ur Generation

Food: 5 %

Water: 2 %

Sleep: 3 %

Facebook: 90 %



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'FAN' Changed To 'AC'

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'RADIO' Changed To 'TV'

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'CASSETTE' Changed To 'CD'

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'LOVER' Changed To 'Wife'

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But 'FRIENDS' Saale Kitne Bhi Kamine Ho,

There Is No Option..!!

They Will Never Be Replaced..!! ? :)

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Funny Sentence Written On The T Shirt Of A Beautiful Girl Walking On Side Of The Road :
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"You Are Not Looking At The Road Right Now :P
Be Careful..!" ;

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Maths teacher to Santa : How much is 5 autorickshaws plus 5 autorickshaws ?

Santa : One Volkswagen .

Teacher : Errr,HOW ?
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Santa : Very simple,lemme explain. . .

5 auto + 5 auto = Das Auto =

Das Auto = Volkswagen !

The teacher fainted !