Funny LOL Jokes :D

Boy n girl on fb

girl:- “u never smile na??”

boy:-“hw can u say dis??”

girl:-“ur smiling pics r mising here”

boy:-“ok then …do u bath daily??”

girl:-“ya ofcorse..y u asking??”

boy:-“no, I hvnt seen .any pic….” :D :D :D

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Laziness is the mother of all bad habits
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. Ultimately she is a MOTHER so we should respect her xD

Be Lazy........ Think Crazy !

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Height of Non-sense :)
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Depth of Non-sense..!! :P :D

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CUTE INSULT :
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Girl : I Want To Say Something
To U..!!
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Boy : What.?!
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Girl : Its 3 Words & 8
letters..!!
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Boy : I knw. Its I love You..
But I Dont..!!
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Girl : No.
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Boy : Then What..?
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Girl : Go To Hell..!! ;) x) :P :D

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Most Guys hold their Girl Friend's hand in Malls because
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If he leaves her hand, she would go shopping
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It looks romantic but its actually ECONOMIC !!!

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Dear Past,

thanks for all the lessons.

Dear Future,

I’m ready.

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Teacher: What will you do after growing up?
GMM: Facebooking
Tchr: NO! I mean what will you BECOME?
GMM: Admin of facebook pages.
Tchr: OMG! I MEAN what will you ACHIEVE after you
grow up?
GMM: Facebook Admin Rights
Tchr: IDIOT! I MEAN what will you do for your
PARENTS?
GMM: I create a page for them on facebooK. 'I ♥ MOM&
DAD'
Tchr: Stupid! What do your parents want from YOU?
GMM: My facebook password!
Tchr: Oh God! What IS THE PURPOSE OF YOUR LIFE?
GMM: Facebook but never face your books...!!! :D :D

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Santa - My Wife Died Yesterday.. I'm Trying To Cry But Tears Are Not Come Out, What To Do? Banta - No Problem. Just Imagine She Came Back. :D

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Grandmother and her grandson do shopping at the Supermarket

Grandma: "Diploma, give me the sugar. Diploma put down that packet ofsweets."

Cashier: "Granny, is your grandson's name Diploma?(O_o)"

Grandma: "Yes."

Cashier: Why 'Diploma'?

Grandma: "Because I sent my daughter to college and this is what she brought back. --Zo :D

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After an emotional hug, Girl whispers to Boy:
"If you hug me once more like that, I will be yours forever"

Boy: Thanks for the warning!!! :D

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