~ Addicti0n ~

Two Friends Are Talking. . .

- I Have Facebook, Twitter,
Google Plus, Yahoo, Msn,
Skype And G-Talk.

- Dude, Do You Have A Life...?

- OMG! No! Send Me The Link .

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Daily Need 0f 0ur Generation

Food: 5 %

Water: 2 %

Sleep: 3 %

Facebook: 90 %



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HEIGHT OF BADLUCK
Boy: Marry me..
Girl: Do you have a house.. ?
Boy: No..
Girl: Do you have a BMW car.. ?
Boy: No..
Girl: How much is your salary.. ?
Boy: No salary.. but,..
Girl: No but. You have nothing.. How can i marry you.?? Leave please.!!
Boy: (talk to himself) I have one villa,
3 property lands,
3 Ferrari, 2 Porsche..
Why I still need to buy BMW.?!
How can I get the salary when actually I'm the BOSS.. roll
lollll..... :P roll

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