Just cause someone steers us wrong

Don't mean we no longer have the wheel. 

To change your direction life, 

we need to change our point of veiw. 

And other times, we just need to stop while were ahead, 

before we end up at the same place as we started.

A 5 year old girl asked her friend 

"What is Friendship???"

He replied 

"Friendship is when you take my chocolates everyday from my bag and 

I still keep it in the same place. :')

The fish said :

"I can't see my tears because i'm in the water."

The waters said :

"I can feel your tears because you're in my heart."

Lesson : We may hide our own hurts and pain but never can we lie the people who cares for us the most. Words aren't needed for them to know how we are.

One day LOVE met FRIENDSHIP

LOVE asked : 

Why do you exist when i'm here?

FRIENDSHIP replied : 

To put SMILES on faces where you leave tears.

When a GIRL is quiet,

Millions of things are running in her mind

When a GIRL is not arguing,

She is thinking deeply

When a GIRL looks at u with eyes full of questions,

She is wondering how long you will be around

When a GIRL answers "i'm fine" after a few seconds,

She is not at all fine

When a GIRL stares at you,

She is wondering why you are lying

When a GIRL lays on your chest,

She is wishing for you to be hers forever

When a GIRL calls you everyday,

She is seeking for your attention

When a GIRL sms's u everyday,

She wants you to reply at least once

When a GIRL says I love you,

She means it

When a GIRL says that she can't live without you,

She has made up her mind that you are her future

When a GIRL says "i miss you",

No one in this world can miss you more

than that.

by Rian

For the wife

who says it's hot dogs tonight,

because she is home with me,

and not out with someone else.

For the husband

who is on the sofa

being a couch potato,

because he is home with me

and not out at the bars.

For the teenager

who is complaining about doing dishes

because it means she is at home,

not on the streets.

For the taxes i pay

because it means

i am employed.

For the mess to clean after a party

because it means i have

been surrounded by friends.

For the clothes that fit a little too snug

because it means

i have enough to eat.

For my shadow that watches me work

because it means

i am out in the sunshine

For a lawn that needs mowing,

windows that need cleaning,

and gutters that need fixing

because it means i have a home.

For all the complaining

i hear about the government

because it means

we have freedom of speech..

For the parking spot

i find at the far end of the parking lot

because it means i am capable of walking

and i have been blessed with transportation.

For my huge heating bill

because it means

i am warm.

For the pile of laundry and ironing

because it means

i have clothes to wear.

For weariness and aching muscles

at the end of the day

because it means i have been

capable of working hard.

For the alarm that goes off

in the early morning hours

because it means i am alive.

by Amy

English - I love you

Afrikaans - Ek het jou lief

Albanian - Te dua

Arabic - Ana behibak (to male)

Arabic - Ana behibek (to female) 

Armenian - Yes kez sirumen

Bambara - M'bi fe

Bangla - Aamee tuma ke bhalo aashi 

Belarusian - Ya tabe kahayu

Bisaya - Nahigugma ako kanimo

Bulgarian - Obicham te

Cambodian - Soro lahn nhee ah

Cantonese Chinese - Ngo oiy ney a 

Catalan - T'estimo

Cheyenne - Ne mohotatse

Chichewa - Ndimakukonda

Corsican - Ti tengu caru (to male) 

Creol - Mi aime jou

Croatian - Volim te

Czech - Miluji te

Danish - Jeg Elsker Dig

Dutch - Ik hou van jou

Esperanto - Mi amas vin

Estonian - Ma armastan sind

Ethiopian - Afgreki'

Faroese - Eg elski teg

Farsi - Doset daram

Filipino - Mahal kita

Finnish - Mina rakastan sinua

French - Je t'aime, Je t'adore

Frisian - Ik hâld fan dy 

Gaelic - Ta gra agam ort

Georgian - Mikvarhar

German - Ich liebe dich

Greek - S'agapo

Gujarati - Hoo thunay prem karoo choo 

Hiligaynon - Palangga ko ikaw

Hawaiian - Aloha Au Ia`oe (Thanks Craig)

Hebrew - Ani ohev otah (to female) 

Hebrew - Ani ohev et otha (to male) 

Hiligaynon - Guina higugma ko ikaw 

Hindi - Hum Tumhe Pyar Karte hae

Hmong - Kuv hlub koj

Hopi - Nu' umi unangwa'ta

Hungarian - Szeretlek

Icelandic - Eg elska tig

Ilonggo - Palangga ko ikaw

Indonesian - Saya cinta padamu

Inuit - Negligevapse

Irish - Taim i' ngra leat

Italian - Ti amo

Japanese - Aishiteru

Kannada - Naanu ninna preetisuttene 

Kapampangan - Kaluguran daka

Kiswahili - Nakupenda

Konkani - Tu magel moga cho

Korean - Sarang Heyo

Latin - Te amo

Latvian - Es tevi miilu

Lebanese - Bahibak

Lithuanian - Tave myliu

Malay - Saya cintakan mu / Aku cinta padamu 

Malayalam - Njan Ninne Premikunnu

Mandarin Chinese - Wo ai ni

Marathi - Me tula prem karto

Mohawk - Kanbhik

Moroccan - Ana moajaba bik

Nahuatl - Ni mits neki

Navaho - Ayor anosh'ni

Norwegian - Jeg Elsker Deg

Pandacan - Syota na kita!!

Pangasinan - Inaru Taka

Papiamento - Mi ta stimabo

Persian - Doo-set daaram

Pig Latin - Iay ovlay ouyay

Polish - Kocham Ciebie

Portuguese - Eu te amo

Romanian - Te iubesc

Russian - Ya tebya liubliu

Scot Gaelic - Tha gra\dh agam ort 

Serbian - Volim te

Setswana - Ke a go rata

Sign Language - ,\,,/ (represents position of fingers when signing'I Love You')

Sindhi - Maa tokhe pyar kendo ahyan 

Sioux - Techihhila

Slovak - Lu`bim ta

Slovenian - Ljubim te

Spanish - Te quiero / Te amo

Swahili - Ninapenda wewe

Swedish - Jag alskar dig

Swiss-German - Ich lieb Di

Surinam - Mi lobi joe 

Tagalog - Mahal kita

Taiwanese - Wa ga ei li

Tahitian - Ua Here Vau Ia Oe

Tamil - Nan unnai kathalikaraen

Telugu - Nenu ninnu premistunnanu 

Thai - Chan rak khun (to male)

Thai - Phom rak khun (to female) 

Turkish - Seni Seviyorum

Ukrainian - Ya tebe kahayu

Urdu - mai aap say pyaar karta hoo 

Vietnamese - Anh ye^u em (to female) 

Vietnamese - Em ye^u anh (to male) 

Welsh - 'Rwy'n dy garu di 

Yiddish - Ikh hob dikh

Yoruba - Mo ni fe

1. Hug her from behind.

2. Grab her hand when you guys walk next to each other. 

3. When standing, wrap your arms around her. 

4. Cuddle with her. 

5. Dont force her to do ANYTHING! 

6. Write little notes. 

7. Compliment her. 

8. When you hug her, hold her in your arms as long as possible. 

9. Say I love you.....and MEAN IT! 

10. Brush the hair out of her eyes 

11. Comfort her when she cries. 

12. Love her with all your heart 

A woman was leaving a convenience store with her

morning coffee when she noticed a most unusual funeral procession

approaching the nearby cemetery.

A long black hearse was followed by a second long

black hearse about 50 feet behind the

first one. Behind the second hearse was a solitary

woman walking a pit bull on a leash. Behind her, a short distance

back, were about 200 women walking single file.

The woman was so curious that she respectfully

approached the woman walking the dog and said,

"I am so sorry for your loss, and I know now is a

bad time to disturb you, but I have never seen a funeral like this.

Whose

funeral is it?"

"My husband's."

"What happened to him?"

The woman replied, "My dog attacked and killed him."

She inquired further, "Well, who is in the second hearse?"

The woman answered, "My mother-in-law. She was

trying to help my husband when the dog turned on her."

A poignant and thoughtful moment of silence passed between the two women.

"Can I borrow the dog?"

"Get in line." 

Q: Haven't I seen you some place before?

A: Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Q: So what do you do for a living?

A: Female impersonator.

Q:Is this seat empty?

A:Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down.

Q: So, wanna go back to my place?

A: Well, I don't know. Will two people fit under a rock?

Q: I'd like to call you. What's your number?

A: It's in the phone book.

Q: But I don't know your name.

A: That's in the phone book too.

Q: What sign were you born under?

A: No Parking."

Q: I know how to please a woman.

A: Then please leave me alone.

Q: Haven't we met before?

A: Yes, I'm the receptionist at the V.D. Clinic.

Q: I want to give myself to you.

A: Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts.

Q: I can tell that you want me.

A: Ohhhh. You're so right. I want you... to leave.

Q: Hey, baby, What's your sign?

A: Stop.

Q: Hey cutie, how 'bout you and I hitting the hot spots?

A: Sorry, I don't date outside my species.

Q: May I see you pretty soon?

A: Why? Don't you think I'm pretty now?

Q: Your body is like a temple.

A: Sorry, there are no services today.

Q: I'd go through anything for you.

A: Good! Let's start with your bank account.

Q: I would go to the end of the world for you.

A: Yes, but would you stay there?

A: Your place or mine?

Q: Both. You go to yours and I'll go to mine.

A: After hearing a pickup line:

Q: I like your approach, now let's see your departure.

If you are looking at a girl and she says "What are you looking at?"

say "I thought you were good looking, but I was mistaken.

He: Would you like to dance?

She: Not with you.

He: Oh, come on. Lower your standards a little, I just did.

He: Do you wanna dance?

She: Yeah but not with you!

He: You must have misunderstood me, I said you look fat in those pants!

Q: Does beauty run in your family?

A: It obviously doesn't in yours!

Q: What's your name sexy?

A: Taken!

Q: Do you believe in love at first sight or do you want me to walk by again?

A: Yeah, but this time don't stop!

Q: I think you're the best looking girl in here.

A: Really? Well, I'd better go find the best looking guy then, hadn't I!

He: Your legs go clear up to your a**.

She: Most peoples' do!

Q: Can I buy you a drink?

A: Go ahead, but only if you buy my boyfriend one too!

Q: You look like a dream.

A: Response: "Go back to sleep.

He: What`s it like being the most beautiful girl in the bar?

She: What`s it like being the biggest liar in the world?

Q: I can see forever in your eyes.

A: Response: "But all I can see is never in yours.

"I looked up beautiful in the thesaurus today and your name was included."

Response: "Thanks! Hey, I saw your name next to jerk."

Sometimes...
when people decide to leave you for good, you have to let them.
No matter how much you don't want them to, there are some things that are far beyond our control.


And even if you have the strength to fight for them,
you have to accept the cold, harsh truth
''That the people you can't live without, can live without YOU."

Don't let yourself be stopped by anything
from doing what you have always wanted.

We are all afraid of not fitting into this world, of not being accepted.

But it only takes for you to look around
and figure out that you are sorrounded by people who love you unconditionally.

Feel free to make mistakes because even
if you shrug them away..


People who truly love you will always choose to stay.

If you find yourself inlove with someone who doesn't love you,
be gentle with yourself, nothing's wrong with you.

Love just didn't rest on that person's heart.
If you find someone else who is in love with you
.....but you don't love the person, gently refuse the gift you can't return.

Don't take advantage;
Don't cause pain because how you deal with love is how love deals with you.